Brt?

"Laird Andrew Neby Bradleigh" (andymcbradleigh) 03/13/2015 at 13:30 • Filed to: None

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Laird : Where is everyone Oppo?

Oppo : They're BRT Laird.

Laird : Who is?

Oppo : Everybody Laird.

Laird : What Stef?

Oppo : Everybody's BRT Laird.

Laird : What 505Turbeaux?

Oppo : Everybody's BRT Laird.

Laird : What El_Uly?

Oppo : They're all BRT, everybody's BRT Laird.

Laird : Max Yenko isn't, is he?

Oppo : Everybody is BRT Laird.

Laird : Not $kaycog?

Oppo : Max Yenko, yes $kaycog, everybody, everybody's BRT Laird.

Laird : Calzone Golem as well?

Oppo : He's BRT Laird, everybody's BRT, everybody is BRT Laird.

Laird : Wait, are you trying to tell me everybody's BRT?

Oppo : *slightly under breath* Shouldn't have let him out in the first place!

ly2v8-Brian > Laird Andrew Neby Bradleigh 03/13/2015 at 13:33

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I feel fi-BRT. Oh God, BRTt's hapBRTing to mBRT? BRT BRT BRT BRT BRT!

Laird Andrew Neby Bradleigh > ly2v8-Brian 03/13/2015 at 13:35

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I guess I'm not the only that feels the whole Brt joke is getting somewhat stale..

ly2v8-Brian > Laird Andrew Neby Bradleigh 03/13/2015 at 13:36

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Oh yeah, old indeed.

Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer > Laird Andrew Neby Bradleigh 03/13/2015 at 13:36

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You are getting BRT-y...

Laird Andrew Neby Bradleigh > ly2v8-Brian 03/13/2015 at 13:38

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So, petition to make a new joke then?

ly2v8-Brian > Laird Andrew Neby Bradleigh 03/13/2015 at 13:40

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Got any ideas then?

thebigbossyboss > Laird Andrew Neby Bradleigh 03/13/2015 at 13:41

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BRT is secretly a flat fish.

Laird Andrew Neby Bradleigh > ly2v8-Brian 03/13/2015 at 13:42

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Well.. NOT Clarkson, that one's old before it started.. Not anything Diesel.. Not anything Miata.. Hmm, a week or two of Lada/Skoda jokes would be fun though.

Laird Andrew Neby Bradleigh > thebigbossyboss 03/13/2015 at 13:46

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Like a flounder? Or is flat fish slang for something else?

ly2v8-Brian > Laird Andrew Neby Bradleigh 03/13/2015 at 13:46

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Skoda

Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer > Laird Andrew Neby Bradleigh 03/13/2015 at 13:48

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Looks like YOU are the new joke...

Laird Andrew Neby Bradleigh > ly2v8-Brian 03/13/2015 at 13:49

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In Noway we have a joke that goes like this "Hvorfor kjøre Skoda når man kan gå da?" Skoda rhymes with gå da.. But I guess it doesn't really work in English :P

In english "Why drive a Skoda when you can walk?".

thebigbossyboss > Laird Andrew Neby Bradleigh 03/13/2015 at 13:50

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Like a flounder.

Laird Andrew Neby Bradleigh > Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer 03/13/2015 at 13:51

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I wouldn't mind :P But I don't think they could make that joke work for very long ;)

deekster_caddy > Laird Andrew Neby Bradleigh 03/13/2015 at 13:56

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BRT stands for "Be Right There" - there is a global Oppo meet going on VERY SOON and we are going to miss it!!! Where is it guyz? GUYZ? BRT?

Laird Andrew Neby Bradleigh > deekster_caddy 03/13/2015 at 13:57

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We're ALL BRT.. did you not READ what I just wrote man?

deekster_caddy > Laird Andrew Neby Bradleigh 03/13/2015 at 14:03

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I did, but it confused me. Now WHERE IS THE DAMN MEET?

Laird Andrew Neby Bradleigh > deekster_caddy 03/13/2015 at 14:04

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Well.. Laird flies Norwegian Air.. Sooo.. In Norway? Yeah.. Norway, that's it.. Hamar Norway.

Twingo Tamer - About to descend into project car hell. > Laird Andrew Neby Bradleigh 03/13/2015 at 14:15

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I missed this whole BRT thing, where did this all come from?

Laird Andrew Neby Bradleigh > Twingo Tamer - About to descend into project car hell. 03/13/2015 at 14:20

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Brt is one of our members/users, I actually can't remember how the joke started, I was drunk as fuck then... the mods here kinda went over board with Brt jokes..

And I got fed up :P

Twingo Tamer - About to descend into project car hell. > Laird Andrew Neby Bradleigh 03/13/2015 at 14:26

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Fair enough, I'm not on oppo as much as I used to be so I just saw the occasional brt joke and had no idea what was going on haha.

Laird Andrew Neby Bradleigh > Twingo Tamer - About to descend into project car hell. 03/13/2015 at 14:30

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It may have been something about Brian the lurker or whatever, I honestly don't remember.. short term memory and such just won't work when you're an alcoholic :) Sorry.

Twingo Tamer - About to descend into project car hell. > Laird Andrew Neby Bradleigh 03/13/2015 at 15:51

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Given that I'm on my fourth rum and coke of the night already, I can't really judge you for that haha.

Dusty Ventures > deekster_caddy 03/13/2015 at 15:53

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This should help de-confusify you

deekster_caddy > Dusty Ventures 03/13/2015 at 17:11

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Wow, it's worse than I thought.

Dusty Ventures > deekster_caddy 03/13/2015 at 19:22

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Don't you diss the Dwarf

deekster_caddy > Dusty Ventures 03/14/2015 at 21:34

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No no, I meant it's worse because everybody is dead! Actually, until now I'd only heard of this show. I will have to add it to my queue!

Dusty Ventures > deekster_caddy 03/14/2015 at 21:40

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Some say being BRT'd is a fate worse than death